From the Beer Not Kids Petition, an analysis of the Childcare Policy that makes mine pale... pail... payl? in comparison.
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Chris Olson:

I think the only way to bring peace to Canadians fired up over this divisive issue is to be Canadian and be fair. Let's give everyone $25 a week. Thus, if you have some magical fairies or leprechauns that take care of your kids for only $25 a week, you actually benefit from this, and if you don't, you can spend it on beer. That's choice, it's fair, and it should be the Canadian way. Either that or the conservatives could come up with a plan that does more than cover the cost of gas to the day-care centre...

I now have as many posts as the Alliance had MPs in 2000.