This Christmas I bring you not politics, but a grand insight.

Came home on thursday night sleep deprived and looking forward to a patented 12-hour REM session aided by the song, "Out of Control," by the Band: She Wants Revenge. On repeat. You know how, given the quintessential decision, most will go with Betty? C'mon, I'm sure you do. We all know she's the genuine and sensible one, I just never knew how passionate she was.

I'm as bewildered as you are. I hope.