This just in: We have a GGILF, but don't tell anybody.

Our new Queen's representative is a 48-year old, CBC broadcaster, Hatian-Born, Penti-Lingual, Afro-Canadian Michelle Jean. This you knew.

Apparently she's pretty hot. This many of you also knew.

Sylvain Bouchard however has it really bad for her excellency.

This to some degree reminds me of the contrast between the first PM reputed to be sexy, Pierre Trudeau, and the Second, Avril Phaedra Campbell. Of course Kim's cuddliness soon gave way to general flakery, but the point remains: There was general sneering at the sexism with which Kim was treated, but of course Trudeau's personal life was under a much greater microscope during his time in office.

It's not classy for sure, to graphically describe how you would make sweet sweet love to the new Governor General, who is married, but then it's better then responding that the ideal course of action for the new minister of human resources is bukkake. (Kudos Terry Evans, June 18th, 2005)

I for one don't think it's worth a CRTC complaint, but then there's a lot of things that I don't think are worth CRTC complaints. Until dishonesty becomes less acceptable than lewdness than we really have to give our shock jocks a bureaucratic pass and just call them idiots to their faces.

In other distorted media news Kerry Diotte's on vacation, his editor has skipped town, and Terry from what I can tell is broadcasting out of his ass. Therefore, no change.

Continue with your day.

Sean