Turning pop culture tools into methods of evaluating Canadian Politicians for at least a couple of weeks now:

http://slut-o-meter.com/index.php?name=pierre+trudeau

http://slut-o-meter.com/index.php?name=Maggie+Trudeau
That's more than:
http://slut-o-meter.com/index.php?name=Ron+Jeremy

http://slut-o-meter.com/index.php?name=Kim+Campbell

http://slut-o-meter.com/index.php?name=Don+Newman
(1.3% of you need serious help)

http://slut-o-meter.com/index.php?name=Peter+MacKay
(as do 22.89% of you)

http://slut-o-meter.com/index.php?name=Belinda+Stronach
(and only 4.15% of you)

And just because Steve's doing it:
http://slut-o-meter.com/index.php?name=Mackenzie+Bowell
Who is apparently sexier than Don Newman, despite the handicap of being dead for a century.

Things that lie in the dark recesses of the internet.