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I Shaved My Head When Robert Stanfield Died

"...because Canadian politics is a baffling mystery that, when explained, still doesn't make sense, and has no bearing on anything." -Commenter on a Diefenbaker YTMND I made

Thursday, June 29, 2006

Gee, I was expecting that my 200th post would be something more mundane than this:

Israel arrested a third of the Palestinian Cabinet! How the hell do you achive peace in that situation? Honestly... I just... and he... with things... gah!

I was gonna have a mopey post or somethin' but, nope. I'm flabber-fecking-ghasted.

Thursday, June 22, 2006

I'm taking a break until my birthday. Don't worry it's a week from now:

Who reads my blog, honestly? Who agrees, disagrees, loves my writing, hates my writing, wants me to write about something new, something different? Tell me so that I stop feeling that I'm an angry shepard screaming at the rain.

As we here at ISMHWRSD begin to round into post #200, (this is #198, I believe) I thought I'd reflect on Paul Martin's Legacy vis a vis the Democratic Deficit:

How'd they Vote is a cool resource for the batting averages of members of parliament, when it comes to who showed up for what and who told their party to take what flying leap where. I like how the NDP's dissentingest member, Peter Stoffer, ranks 81st in dissentions in the last parliament with a whopping 4. (Bev Desjarlais had 9, one every 2 months, and she was drummed out of the party.) Oooh, bad boy Peter. Also the 16 orneriest MPs, the ones who were freest to tell their leader to take a flying leap were all Liberals. 44 of the top 50 mavericks were Grits too. But hey, it's not the Conservative Party's fault that their independent minded MPs all think alike. They do really feel that way, don't they?

Tuesday, June 20, 2006

Hey, the PM is Entitled to that free jet ride, and it'd be a waste if he didn't take 6 of his caucus mates with him.

Besides. They need those seats in the gold section. Helps them stand up for Canada... I'm sure.

It's time for this Stupid Edmonton Calgary Hockey Rivalry to end:

And our even stupider 101 year general inter city rivalry to continue...

And the Eskimos lost to the Stamps this week to top everything off. This is uncharacteristic. Oh, where are the Calgary Cannons when our Edmontonian Morale needs them? Nevertheless I am a man of my word and I will be buying Dylan a hearty meal, which I am sure he will consume, whilst making great chortiling noises throughout,
and
copious boozes if they are of any nutritional value,
at Hallsy's favorite place to plug: Tony Romas. This is about as close as the PC's will have come to a convention in some time. Ah well, it was still quite a bit of fun, and to beat 28 teams is no mean feat... I just really wanted us to beat the 29th.

I should probably fume about his worship Stephen Killjoy and the martial law he seemingly ordered imposed upon Whyte Avenue. For fear of Heather Reisman's windows I was treated with the sight of one of my city's peace officers striking a bound woman to the ground on the front page of the Edmonton Journal. Mr. Mayor, that makes me more ashamed than fireworks and broken bus shelters ever could. To hear that police were arresting people on Whyte for not moving cements in my mind that the mayor doesn't have a conception of what a public place is.

The time for friendly shots at Calgary is over. We've got bigger fish to fry.

Good effort boys. I raise my delicious onion loaf in a toast to you.

Monday, June 19, 2006

Uh, hey, we don't have anything new to say:

Shut up and put on that beer ad and note with clucking irony how the company in question is now owned by Americans.

Ooh, good one, eh?

For shaaaaaaaaame.

Sunday, June 18, 2006

If there was one Principle that I thought that Stephen Harper would not Jettison:

It was that of every Flames fan: Utter, unmitigated hatred of the Edmonton Oilers and all they stand for. But apparently the Rt. Hon. Stephen Harper can't manage to avoid pandering to hockey fans long enough to keep that principle. It's not that he showed up, but that he failed to cheer for Carolina. He could have justified it too, like Dylan did. No, Calgarians are made of sterner, bitter...er stuff than this guy. Pity, he's no villain, he's a loud concilliator. That's worse.

Thursday, June 15, 2006

I could fire off a post about the TV media today but, Oiiiiiiiiilerrrrrrrrs!

And there's this video: Disco Nationalists Rejoyce!

Sunday, June 11, 2006

I'm gonna be first! I'm gonna be first! Do excuse me, I get so few thrills:

To: National Media
Subject: [PC PRESS RELEASE] What's the rush?

Well, I'm readable nationally, and I broadcast through a medium... Yeah I count.




PRESS RELEASE

What's the rush?


FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: June 11, 2006

Toronto, ON – Only one reason exists for the Government of Canada
bullying those concerned about the terms of the Canada-United States
Agreement on Softwood Lumber. Prime Minister Harper wants to have it
ready to be signed when he meets with President Bush early in July.
That strategy has two benefits. The first is that it prevents
concerned Canadians from making the case to the Canadian public that
this is a bad deal. Mr. Harper does not want Canadians to realize
that this new agreement gives us less than we have already won under
existing agreements and dispute mechanisms. The second reason for
speedy passage is that it keeps this issue out of the U.S. mid-term
elections and prevents U.S. consumers from realizing it is a bad deal
for them as well – adding as much as $1,000 to the price of a new home.

All prior NAFTA panels have ruled that claims of subsidies are
unsubstantiated. Yet this new agreement not only gives up these prior
judicial victories, but it also requires a complete surrender of
Canadian sovereignty in the area of forestry management. Despite
their constitutional rights, Provinces cannot implement any new
forestry management practices without permission from Washington, "the
anti-circumvention clause". Further, the deal is also predicated on
U.S. approval of new and as of yet unspecified practices which will
also require U.S. approval. In short, we have won nothing and paid
dearly.

Coast Forest Products Association Rick Jeffrey was absolutely correct
in stating "We think that it's better for us to go slower and either
reconvene Parliament . . . and get a good deal rather than rushing
through the agreement and getting a bad deal,"

How will the Prime Minister react should some of the lawsuits launched
to protect producers interests are not withdrawn? Presumably he will
follow the same strategy that has mired Canadians in Afghanistan for
an additional two years. He will retreat from the press, rush
through debate and label anyone who dares to oppose him as
anti-American.

What should he do? He should face down American pressure and press
forward with the NAFTA dispute settlement process.

He should stand up for Canadian producers interests. He should
realize that Canada's window of opportunity lies in the upcoming
American Mid Term Elections .

There are interests in the United States in support of the NAFTA
findings and opposing the Harper-Bush Agreement. Groups like the
American Consumers for Affordable Homes and the Manufactured Housing
Institute do not support having an estimated $1 000.00 U.S. added to
the cost of every home constructed in the United States of America.
These groups oppose the representatives of the U.S. Lumber lobby whose
support has been purchased with over 500,000,000 dollars taken
illegally from Canadian companies.

Tracy Parsons, Leader of the Progressive Canadian (PC) Party
reiterated her statement of August 2005 "The current US policy has had
dire impacts on Canada, but also has negative consequences for the
average American. For instance, a US homebuyer is paying far more
than they need to for housing. Our government needs to reach out and
get this message out."

Jim Love, President of the PC Party restated the Party's position "The
BC Chamber of Commerce has taken the lead in acting to influence
American public opinion. The Progressive Canadian (PC) Party urges
the Government of Canada to follow their lead. With American mid-term
elections the U.S. government will not want to be seen as pandering to
special interests at the expense of consumers."

The Progressive Canadian (PC) Party is a registered Federal Political
Party comprised of progressive-conservative minded Canadians
rebuilding from the roots of the former Progressive Conservative
Party. For more information on the PC Party, it's policies, structure
or general information, go to www.progressivecanadian.org or call
866-812-6972.


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For more information or to request an interview, please contact:

Tracy Parsons, Leader
Progressive Canadian Party
Tel 866-812-6972
tracy.parsons@pcparty.org

Jim Love, President
Progressive Canadian Party
Tel (647) 403-5519
jim.love@pcparty.org


QUOTES AND INFORMATION CITED DRAWN FROM:

Basic Terms of a Canada-United States Agreement on Softwood Lumber
http://www.dfait-maeci.gc.ca/eicb/softwood/basic-terms-en.asp

Other Clauses: The Parties will agree to clauses with respect to the
following issues:

a. litigation: the Parties will take steps to terminate all
litigation by the entry into force of the Agreement;

c. anti-circumvention: Neither Party will take action to circumvent
commitments set out in the Agreement, or to offset the export measure.

Policy Exits: Canada, with full participation of the provinces, and
the US will make best efforts to define "policy exits" from the export
measure for each province within 18 months of entry into force of
this agreement.

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Forest policies must now be vetted by U.S.
Emerson: B.C.'s timber pricing system awaits Washington approval
http://www.canada.com/cityguides/winnipeg/info/story.html?id=fdc62e52-4e6b-460b-81c8-c991ca12bfcc&k=4714&p=2
Gordon Hamilton, Vancouver Sun
Published: Saturday, May 13, 2006

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B.C. stands firm on forest policy
Analyst says U.S. position could prove to be a deal breaker

http://www.canada.com/theprovince/news/story.html?id=7cda330a-23be-453d-9763-a5216ffc5e7c&k=62526
Gordon Hamilton, CanWest News Service
Published: Saturday, June 03, 2006

"We are going to compete and this deal is going to be good for British
Columbia as well as Canada or it's not going to be a deal."

Campbell's remarks came two days after the U.S. tabled its own draft
of the proposed softwood lumber agreement that Canadian forest leaders
say would result in a policy freeze on all Canadian forests.

The U.S. draft includes an anti-circumvention clause that would kill
any attempts at market reform, or at combatting the effects of the
mountain pine beetle infestation for the seven-year term of the agreement

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Emerson hopes softwood legislation can be introduced before fall
by Romeo St. Martin
http://www.politicswatch.com/softwood-june5-2006.htm
[PoliticsWatch posted 6:00 p.m. June 5, 2006]

Last week, the trade committee spent two days listening to about a
dozen lumber companies and lumber groups.

The majority of those appearing all said they had problems with
various components of the deal, ranging from the speed that duties
will be refunded to language in the agreement some say would be an
admission that Canada subsidized its industry and dumped lumber into
the U.S. market.

=====
Opposition parties soften up on softwood
by Romeo St. Martin
http://www.politicswatch.com/softwood-may29-2006.htm
[PoliticsWatch posted 6:45 p.m. May 29, 2006]

Criticism ranged from concerns about the government trying to rush the
deal through without what the witnesses consider proper consultation.

Jamie Lim, of the Ontario Forest Industries Association, criticized
new language in the 24-page U.S. draft proposal given to the industry
on Friday that she said in effects admits that Canada had been dumping
lumber into the U.S. and subsidizing its industry.

"That kind of language will not preserve our legal victories," she
said, describing it as "punishment" of the Canadian industry and an
admission of "guilt."

Carl Grenier of the Free Trade Lumber Council, meanwhile, accused the
Harper government of giving up the fight and telling the industry to
take the deal to resolve the dispute.

"No industry in the world can fight an attack from the U.S.
government, which is supporting its industry, without the support of
its government," he said.

"We've been told this is the deal. This is a take-it-or-leave-it
thing. And if you leave it, don't expect support. We were told that."

=====
Ottawa suckered on softwood -- again
http://www.winnipegfreepress.com/westview/story/3521029p-4068651c.html
Wed May 31 2006 FRANCES RUSSELL

Gordon Gibson, former B.C. Liberal leader, political commentator and
Fraser Institute fellow with high-level connections to the B.C.
government and its lumber industry, calls the new softwood lumber
agreement negotiated by the Harper Conservatives "a sellout."

Harper was "snookered" by the Bush administration, says Gibson. "We
were within months of winning, finally and decisively, in a U.S. (not
free trade) court with the power to order (the U.S.) to cease and desist."

=====
Ontario groups' lawsuits revive softwood feud
Action aimed at forcing sides to allow NAFTA panel to complete its review
http://www.globeadvisor.com/servlet/ArticleNews/story/gam/20060517/RSOFTWOOD17

The groups -- the Ontario Lumber Manufacturers Association (OLMA) and
the Ontario Forest Industries Association (OFIA) -- are trying to
force the two governments to allow a North American free-trade
agreement dispute panel to complete its review of the case.

=====
Lumber producers angry as Ottawa pushes for Sunday deal on softwood
19:28:52 EDT Jun 9, 2006
STEVE MERTL
http://www.cbc.ca/cp/business/060609/b0609122.html

"We think that it's better for us to go slower and either reconvene
Parliament . . . and get a good deal rather than rushing through the
agreement and getting a bad deal," association president Rick Jeffrey
said Friday.

Meanwhile, lumber remanufacturing companies who make everything from
siding to flooring are upset that some of the products previously
exempt from duties are now captured by the agreement.

"This deal is a terrible deal," said Michael Wiggin, who operates
century-old Wynndel Box and Lumber Co., a family-run sawmill and
remanufacturing operation in the southern B.C., Interior.

"There has been virtually zero meaningful consultation with industry.
They're hanging the remaners out."

Wynndel is a party to two trade lawsuits that are among those that
must be withdrawn before the deal can be implemented.

Wiggin said he has no intention of withdrawing, nor will he sign a
waiver allowing some of the duties Wynndel paid to be funnelled into
U.S. industry coffers.

But he said a provision of the draft agreement threatens such holdouts
with legal action by Ottawa if they don't comply.

"They're going to say we don't care if you withdraw those lawsuits,
we're going to take your property anyway," said Wiggin.

"They're saying if we don't roll over and sign . . . meaning
expropriation."

Annex 2 of the June 6 draft of the agreement, obtained by The Canadian
Press, calls for the U.S. duty cash deposits to be funnelled to the
Canadian government for distribution instead of directly to the
companies that paid them.

Ottawa would then dole out the money, less the amount being handed
over to U.S. producers and the special fund.

The draft language states that if companies fail to assign their
portion of the cash deposits, "these deposits and liquidated duties
will be subject to a measure to recover these duties."

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Precedent for funding LUMBER AWARENESS AND TRADE ADVOCACY INITIATIVES
http://w01.international.gc.ca/minpub/Publication.asp?publication_id=379283&Language=E

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American interests opposing duties:

American Consumers for Affordable Homes (ACAH) 1-703-536-7776
http://www.acah.org/052506.htm

Manufactured Housing Institute Softwood Lumber Trade
http://www.manufacturedhousing.org/lib/showtemp_detail01.asp?id=114&cat=6

The Protectionists Strike Back: Examining the Defense of Trade
Restrictions on Lumber
http://www.freetrade.org/new/dearcolleague.html#_ftn7

You know what? I got nothin' to add here. Economic Nationalists and the Fraser Institute on the same side... It happens... at times.

JJ For Vendetta:

JJ had a little injury, apparently. Guess he was out on his morning stroll and was hit by a motorboat. Damned if the socialist motorboat didn't call him a neo-conservative, whatever that is, political science majors... Doesn't stop him from a good cartoon on the old game of Want, Settle, Get. (You want and end to Terror groups. You'll settle for a stable democracy in Iraq. You get Zarcowi) So, give my love to JJ, because I trust his spam filter no longer accepts it at the source... Good show JJ McCullough. (For once.)

Wednesday, June 07, 2006

I guess I'm not Alone... Politically:

Fellow PC Brian Marlatt has an article in ensign, which, while being short, says exactly what I want to say about the undesirability of changes to the Senate.

Oh, and some lovely lady broke my heart, so my prose likely won't be as overly ambitious as it usually is for the next little while.

Sunday, June 04, 2006

Man, I'll be glad when the Oilers win the Stanley Cup so that Calgarians can stop hating Edmonton for their Hockey team:

And start hating us for the River City Shakespeare Festival, The Fringe Festival, The Street Performer's Festival, and the Inbetween Festivals Festival. Okay, that last one wasn't real. But we did pioneer the rigged election, bringing the Capital to Edmonton, by allowing parts of the city to be encompassed by six ridings, while Calgary was fully contained in a single riding. However, as the 2004 city elections proved, where Edmonton originates, Calgary innovates, and gives us the biggest, best damned election fraud Alberta has ever seen!

But honestly, last night, I was guarding an installation in Sir Wilfred Laurier Park, part of an uninterupted network of usable River Valley city parks that are many times larger than Central Park in New York City, and I had been toying in the back of my mind where would be the best place to take Dylan's wallet full of Ralph Bucks and other assorted Calgary graft.

"Graft is defined as a good thing that you're not in on."

-Bob Edwards, Calgary Eye Opener

So first I had to think about location. Do I dare pick one of our fine Whyte Avenue eateries, knowing full well that if the Edmonton Oilers so much as glance in the direction of the Stanley Cup it will be burned to the ground?

"Why is Calgary like a training bra? Lots of support. No Cups"

-Can't remember who.

And then I thought, If Dylan's subconcious deludes him into thinking that we're going in the General Direction of Tony Roma's... As an aside, they do good ribs, but you could suck money out of the Canadian, and Edmonton, economy more efficiently by going to Tim Hortons, At Tony Roma's I'd be obliged to leave a tip.... Then I'd better pick somewhere near TR's. (As Hallsy puts it... man that's one creepy sportscaster.) But There's a Tony Romas in West Edmonton Mall, which would entirely defeat the purpose of the lesson to be taught, near Tom Goodchild's Moose Factory on Calgary Trail, who I wouldn't give a plug nickel too, the weasel, or at Bonnie Doon mall, but it is technically on Whyte Avenue.

However, I know of a great little cafe on Whyte Avenue. My Edmonton Readers will be familair with Dadeo's as will anyone whose ever had a hankering for sweet potato fries. Mmm. Unhealthy...

But that's not sufficiently expensive for the man from Moneyville.

Screw it. We're going to Hy's steakhouse. If it's good enough for Ottowa Tories. It's good enough for Edmonton Tories. Oh, and gracious host that I am, I'll show Dylan the legislature building. I'm sure that King Ralph won't mind. It's not like he ever uses it.

Saturday, June 03, 2006

Dammit! JJ has forced me into it by Presenting me with a Hilarious, yet Strawman Arguement:

Aw yeah, that's right, No asking you to click the link, I'm a force it on y'all!
Ah, JJ. Always proud to present a Bulls*** Sundae with Funny Syrup.


Let's give JJ his turn, unabridged:

I drew this in bitter response to the cartoons that some of the other big-name Canadian editorial cartoonists have been churning out as of late.

There are people in this country who are so obsessively anti-American that they are incapable of seeing Harper's various democratic reforms as anything other than the sinister "Americanization" of Canada. We can toil endlessly under a stagnant, undemocratic, relic system of government from the 19th Century, but that's apparently a-ok to the Canadian left so long as nothing reminds us of the hated United States.

Alrighty then... So left wingers, and I guess that includes me, the left wing conservative, Hate these reforms because we see them as an americanisation of the electoral system. He's half right. I do oppose the reforms after looking at the American system. But JJ wants to just say that it's rife Anti-americanism. Well, he may have a point with those who are not familair with Canadian political history. So for those knee jerk anti-Americans following in the sickening tradition of George Cartier:

"It is necessary to be Anti-Yankee. That we have to oppose their damned system - that we can and will build up a nothern power... The Dominion is determined to do it"

-John Boyd George Ettienne Cartier p. 202
Here's your talking points, and let's start with the hard stuff:

1. An elected senate will be powerful enough to block bills on the strength of their own mandate.

Now, some may see this as a good thing. But I would argue that the Senate is far more effective as a House of Sober Second ThoughtTM than it ever will be as a house of the regions or some crap like that.

"Gratitude is simply thanks given in expectation of future favours"
-Sir Humphrey Appleby (I may have paraphrased)

Right now what we have are a group of professional legislators who have only their own consciences to follow. What's going to happen if they double cross the PM who appointed them? No more appointments? I'm sure they'd be heartbroken. So the senate is free to oppose its own party and often does do just that, when it is within reason, but more often the Senate is a legislative filter. They stop really stupid bills or bills that deserve grerater evalutaion.

The classical example is the FTA enabling legislation. Thanks to a plea from John Turner to the Liberal majority in the Senate (This coudn't really be an order.) The legislation was delayed, forcing Brian Mulroney to call an election to seek a mandate for the legislation (The nation backed parties opposed to the FTA by a margin of about 9 to 7, but that's the way the redistricting crumbles.

Of course the Senate blocked a Liberal bill in 1994 to delay redistricting which would have severely altered the seats of newly elected Liberal MP's. The Senate rapidly blocked that, and the '97 election was fought on the redistricted boundaries. But would the Senate have had the respect of the public in opposing these act if they had felt the push from their respective parties to obstruct the business of those on the other side of the house? I sincerely doubt it. Right now we have a weak upper house that acts as a brake on reckless legislation that would quite simply have to differ with the House of Commons more often if it were elected, because it would have more legitimacy. And thus the lines of what is truly unacceptable legislation, would be blurred.

2.Fixed election dates eliminate the flexibility of the system to seek renewed and radically different mandates.

The '88 election as case in point again.Brian Mulroney ran opposing Free Trade in 1983 and '84. He would have violated the faith of his electors if he had decided to simply ram through such radical legislation. But were he on a fixed time table, he may have, "Had no option."

A more radical example would be the Maitres Chez Nous campaign in Quebec. Lesage had come to power in 1960 with no plans to do anything radical to the electric utilities, then privately and widely owned. Would he have been justified in springing such a plan for debt financed Nationalisation of Hydro on the people of Quebec in 1962? He had little ability to delay the program for a futher two years, he would have most certainly have forced the resignation of his national resoucres minister, the Hon. Rene Levesque and most likely watched his government fall apart. The most honest action he could have taken was to call an election and ask for a mandate for Hydro nationalisation. Lesage did, and the system is hailed by Quebecers as a triumph of public enterprise.

Without the ability to ask for a renewed mandate, (One that if sought without reason, ala Peterson in 1990, is often rejected) governments are rendered unable to take action on a pressing public concern.

3. Fixed election dates lead to a longer undeclared writ period.

Those of you who remember your most recent civic election could do well to remember their example. In Edmonton, the mayoral campaign in 2004, while officially lasting 28 days, was a more than half year affair, diverting the attention of both the previous mayor, Bill Smith, and the current mayor, then councillor Stephen Mandel. Our legislators should legislate, not perpetually campaign.

4. Responsible Government is also a relic of the 19th century, should we jettison that as well?

Given the Prime Minister's treatment of the House of Commons' opinion in advance of the Afganistan debate, that such an idea is simple hyperbole is not as concrete as I should like such an assertion to be.

Ball's in your court JJ.

It's official. There's a split in the PC Party:

Yes folks it's one of those knock 'em down drag 'em out fights that can tear tories apart. And it's in the issue area that we all knew it'd be in: Economic Nationalism.

Dylan AKA Traitor to the Independant Canadian Economy and Calgarian (Sorry if that seems redundant) has haughtily declared that he cares not one wit for an Oilers victory. Stating that the Canadians shilling for the Carolina Hurricanes are more than enough to justify their being the Canadian team. Well, if that isn't NAFTA in action!

Well, it's come down to it. Dylan will be coming to Edmonton and on July 8th, after the Edmonton Oilers win their 6th Stanley Cup. He will be buying me lunch at the restauraunt of my choosing. All that I had to offer in exchange was a promise that I would buy him lunch at the restauraunt of his choice should the Oilers lose. Won't happen. You'll sooner see me on the Capital Health Authority.

Of course, so as to contribute to the local economy, I will bring my eatin' pants to whatever fine establishment I will bankrupt Dylan at...

Friday, June 02, 2006

"A Grit-Tory coalition? Only in Gorffwysfa."

So, went a searching online for reaction to my scripts. That's the first thing that comes up when I search for Gorffwysfa. But of course, it's some business report dealie... Meh. I'll rant about the Seante and Election deforms later.